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In my humble opinion there is a special place in hell for the lower than scum crooks who send us spam on a hourly basis. These losers in Nigeria, Ghana, China and other world wide dens of thieves, dream up scams and think we are so stupid we will just fall into their trap. It is true many stupid people think they are really going to get millions of dollars in a foreign bank, or want to collect a prize they never even entered for, but most of us are forced to waist our time deleting and filtering their crap.
In a moment of frustration I noticed how horribly these scum bags write the English language. These losers try to come up with some group of words that will convince us they are legit and they think their creativeness will get us to read their e-mail and be hypnotized into their evil spell.
I started copying the really bad subject lines so we can all mock their worthless attempts of persuasion and laugh at them like the school bully in your local school yard.
These are actual subject lines from spam scum. maybe you have seen these in your “In” box. Complete with bad spelling and punctuation
- NEW Our wonder-medicine will make your dick so impressive
- Erection problems can be fixed Dick
- Any man can be a stud in the bedroom. drainage
- Make huge bank
- Add confidence to your wand
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- thrifty saw Danial Dickson
- Jet your Nedicines here
- Fix your problems in the bedroom. Cathedral
- I impose on minnow
- To fix flaccid problems in the bedroom, read this.
- Deprecator Of my prune
- do be rheumatism This one will explode.
- They utter by me, said, unto me? Whosoever
- within my wrath of you
- Pen to wand in few seconds
- good robi (The content reads:)
Now, see here, Dumbledore, he said, waving a threatening finger. Ive
given you free rein, always. Ive had a lot of respect for you. I might
not have agreed with some of your decisions, but Ive kept quiet.
- There Is of explicate
- Female Birthplace USA
- Studies show you need 7 inches
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